Black is the color of cool. Think Johnny Cash, witches and limousines. Those are three of the coolest concepts imaginable and it’s all thanks to the color black. You, on the other hand, are not that cool. It’s not necessarily a bad thing, just a standard fact. You will never be as cool as Johnny Cash in your current state. You have to change.
If you want to join the ranks of cool, you have to start with the color black. Black shows effortlessness, carelessness, and mysteriousness. Once you start wearing black, then you’re on your way to being cool. In regards to all that, there is something a little extra you can do that guarantees coolness.
Sunglasses are arguably the coolest fashion item one can wear. Combined with black, you have a deadly combination. So there you have it. Black sunglasses. They are the key to cool. Don’t go running out and buying all the black sunglasses just yet though.
This is a meticulous process. You must scour the internet for the best of the best in black sunglasses. On second thought, you don’t have to do that because it’s already done for you right here.
This list is invaluable so get your best reading glasses on and follow closely. You won’t regret it.
Black is a classic color so we are going to start this list off in classic fashion. These Retro Rewind Classic Polarized Sunglasses are nothing new. We’ve all seen them. In fact, many of you might even have them. They’re simple, they’re cool and they fit a variety of faces.
This vintage (yet modern) sunglasses are great for any day of the week. Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, you name it. You can wear them outside, inside and then outside again. On top of all that, these are anti-glare lenses.
There’s nothing worse than driving around the cool streets of Topeka, Kansas during sunset. That glare hits you and hits you hard. Unless you want to drive around, squinting your eyes in complete agony, then it’s in your best interest to “shade up” as the cool kids say.
When you’re not strolling around town in your retro glasses, you can put these bad boys away in a microfiber pouch (included). Those sunglasses won’t be so cool if they’re scratched up so take care of them. Take care of them as a mother hen takes care of her newborn chicks. You won’t regret it.
This is a classic day. Let’s keep the classics rolling. Classics are great. They make you feel good. They make you feel nostalgic. Why nostalgia makes us feel good is up for debate but the fact is, that it simply feels good. Aviator sunglasses might make some of you feel nostalgic. It just so happens these are the topic of our next discussion.
Take a look at this product. Take a long, hard look. What do you see? Actually, don’t answer that. Here is what you see. For one, there is a high-quality frame here. These sunglasses are constructed using special design techniques that ensure high durability and avoid breakage while engaging in high-intensity sports or recreational activity.
Now, you’re probably asking what recreational activity is high intensity? If you even have to ask that, then maybe you’re not living hard enough. It’s time to step it up, amigos. Ok, moving on. Nestled inside those beautiful, strong frames are some polycarbonate lenses.
To give you a sense of what these are, polycarbonate lenses are made from a similar material that they use for aircraft windshields. They’re virtually indestructible. They are lightweight and scratch resistant.
Above all, they offer a supreme level of optical clarity. The whole point of sunglasses is so you can see right? Well, with these you can see, look cool and partake in high-intensity recreational activities all in one.
It’ll be hard to top those last sunglasses but something must be done. We need to move on. Let us persevere in the face of doubt. Sure, those aviators looked cool and had all kinds of fancy attributes but just take a gander at these.
For those that are new to the sunglass game, Merry’s are trendy, up to date sunglasses with high-quality functionality. Merry’s years of hand on experience in the eyewear industry mean you can expect a dedicated company that is passionate about their craft. Essentially, they love sunglasses and they love you.
Hence, Merry’s blessed us with this unique product that’s taking the world by storm. It’s not all fashion though. Those mirrored lenses come equipped with UV400 protection. This helps block 100% of all harmful UVA, UVC, and UVB rays.
The only downside here is the design. It’s quite bold. Perhaps too bold for some people out there. If you are the type that likes to stand out though, then give these a shot.
Since we’re on the topic of standing out, let’s look at these next sunglasses. While not as bold as our last product, this item will certainly turn some heads. However, there is a difference. These retro unisex round mirrored fashion sunglasses are a little more humble.
We’re talking about a plastic frame with plastic lenses. Far from fancy but that means it’s affordable (and stylish at that). Anyone can make a fashion statement with these trendy glasses without breaking the bank. They are lightweight, cool and above all, comfortable.
We don’t pay enough attention to comfort these days. We look down upon it even. Why can’t something be comfortable and stylish at the same time? Why must we be in pain when going out to the bars, clubs and bar mitzvahs? That’s not to say we should wear sweatpants every day but surely, there is a compromise.
There is a compromise. It’s these sunglasses. They are cheap, comfortable and dang good looking. It’s time to put an end to all this Kim Kardashian nonsense. Fashion can be cheap and comfortable at the same time. Thanks WearMePro for showing us that.
We are halfway done with our list but just getting started on exploring all the cool, black sunglasses out there. You might notice this is a list of women’s sunglasses. That being said, most of these sunglasses are technically unisex.
If you are looking for sunglasses that are obviously meant for women, then be patient. That time will come comrades. For now, though, we are going to continue on the trend of unisex sunglasses because equality is great.
Speaking of equality, let’s get our visually impaired friend some credit today. Long story short, people with glasses have a hard time with sunglasses. Most of them don’t fit over their ocular lenses which are why they seek out oversized sunglasses like these.
These sunglasses are nothing special but they are good for a few reasons. For one, they are huge. They will fit easily over normal glasses. Secondly, they have thicker lenses than most glasses.
Hence, no one can see you’re wearing sunglasses over your normal glasses like a nerd. Just kidding. You’re not a nerd. You are beautiful and deserve to wear cool, black sunglasses just like anyone else in the world.
Alright. As promised, here are some sunglasses that are specifically designed for women. Does that mean men can’t wear them? No, of course not. Go ahead and try out these cat eye, fashion designer sunglasses dude. No one will judge you. Actually, some people will probably judge you but forget about them. Back to the topic at hand.
These elegant, vintage, women’s cat eye sunglasses feature pointed corners and are becoming a huge hit on the internet. Probably because they are so versatile. Be it summer, winter, fall or that other season, these sunglasses fit all occasions. Inspired by the popular cat eye sunglasses of the 1950’s, Tantino made these retro sunglasses with a modern twist.
The secret lies within the acetate based frame, polycarbonate UV lenses and metal hinges. They’re sleek, sexy and safe. That’s everything you expect in sunglasses.
Did you enjoy those cat eye lenses? Did you? Great! We have more coming at you. The last pair was a retro 50’s fashion but for this one, we go back to the future a bit. These are retro 80’s fashion, large coverage butterfly women’s luxury diva sunglasses.
That’s certainly a mouthful, isn’t it? It’s almost like the company was trying to cram as many keywords into the product description as possible so their page would rank higher on Google.
Despite the poor sentence structure, the description is pretty spot on. You will look like a luxury diva with these sunglasses. Don’t act like one though. No one likes a diva in real life. They may pretend to but it’s just not true.
You see divas with their huge posse and it looks great. The truth is though, everyone in that posse hates the diva and most likely, hates themselves too. Don’t fall into that trap. The goal here is to look like a diva but not actually become one. If that’s your style, then these sunglasses are for you.
Let’s explore this whole diva thing a little more shall we? If those last sunglasses just didn’t do enough for you, it’s time to take it up a notch. Real diva’s wear rhinestone. That’s the cold, hard fact. To some people, the bling of rhinestone’s is too much. Some might even call it “trashy” or “cheesy.” Opinions aside, you can’t argue that bling doesn’t attract attention.
Divas are attention seekers. They crave it at all hours of the day. Hence, the bling was born. Rhinestone’s glisten and glitter to the point where you just can’t ignore them. When the sun hits them just right, they shine brighter than the sun itself. Thankfully, you’ll have sunglasses on so your own bling won’t blind you.
Tantino is back again on this list and this time, they mean business. If you want bold style, look not further than these flat top sunglasses. The picture pretty much says it all in this one. They’re big, plastic and square. Essentially, these are for looks and looks only.
You won’t find much functionality here. Just plastic frame with non-polarized plastic lenses. Don’t look at the sun here folks. Wear these sunglasses at parties or events where you might be inebriated.
They will cover up you inebriated eyeballs and then some. They are so big, people will barely see your face. If you want to hide your face behind some giant pieces of plastic, this is the perfect tool for you. Furthermore, if you lose them while inebriated, it doesn’t really matter because they are only $10.
Speaking of 10, we reached number 10 on our list which means we are nearing the end. Usually, in these lists, people save the best for last. However, what is the best? Is the best these FEISEDY vintage design, women’s sunglasses? Perhaps. Although, “best” is a subjective term.
If you think best means, UV300 protection, and a stylish, resin frame, then yes, these sunglasses are the best. Maybe that’s not your thing though. Maybe best means rhinestones and diva style. Maybe “best” means you can fit something over your normal glasses. See? It’s all subjective.
The folks over at FEISEDY believe these are their best sunglasses. They are a unique product designed for both leisure and fashion. They come equipped with a glasses bag and glasses cloth to keep them safe and clean. More importantly, they protect your eyes from all that nasty UV radiation.
They may not be the very best on this list but they are the last on this list and that probably means something. Right?
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