When you wear white sunglasses you are making a statement. It’s a classy gesture. A bold gesture. It shows you have the courage and audacity to stand out from the rest of the crowd. It separates you from the “normies” in life. Why exactly white sunglasses have this effect is anyone’s guess.
Most likely though, it’s because they are rare. People don’t like rare. Rare means unique. As a human species, we generally like to play it safe. Anything off the beaten path is looked at with a strange gaze.
However, there is always that one person that takes the road less traveled. They transcend social norms and push the limits of every boundary imaginable. These are the same types of people that wear white glasses.
Do you want to be one of these people? Do you want to be a change maker? A trendsetter? Or a rule breaker? If you are timid, then it’s ok. Don’t worry. The answer to all your problems lies within this very article.
White sunglasses are the answer. Best of all, they are easy to obtain. The only problem is there are dozens, hundreds, if not thousands of options to choose from. That’s why we compiled a nice, organized list for your to enjoy. So on that note, please enjoy.
As we just expressed, white is a bold color. So it only makes sense we start this list with some bold sunglasses. Leico fashion sunglasses are specifically designed to stand out and compete with high profile designer items in the $50 range.
What’s that you say? These aren’t $50? Then what possibly could they be? $10. Yes, $10. For just the price of two, five dollar bills, you can look like a cheap knock-off of someone from any 1980’s action movie. Just go ahead and name it. You’ll find sunglasses like these in any 80’s movie.
It’s not all glitz and glam here though folks. These bold, oversized glasses have a function. To be specific, we’re talking about UV400 standard function to be exact. For those that don’t know, this offers 100% UV protection. If you’re going to do you best to look bold, you need to play the part and you can’t expect to do that with damaged eyes.
As we just expressed, white is a cool color. That being said, cool doesn’t always mean standing out. Sometimes cool means holding back in the pocket a little bit. You know, chilling out. Relax. That’s what you’ll achieve with these retro-styled sunglasses here.
The white shows you’re confident enough to stand out, but they aren’t crazy enough where they steal attention away from other people. The whole point of these glasses is for style and fun. Furthermore, they are white, meaning they go with any color. Blue, black, red, yellow, blue or black. You get the point.
Basically put, white is a flexible color and that’s the essence of these glasses. It’s all about flexibility. The flexibility of style, the flexibility of confidence and flexibility of fun. The flexibility of fun? Yes, believe it or not, that’s a real thing.
See, there are a million ways to have fun but not all sunglasses are equipped for that. Some are meant purely for fashion while others are just meant for sport. With these glasses, they are meant for everything. Bring them to concerts, rock climbing adventures, birthday parties, anniversary parties, graduation parties, pizza parties or generally any party.
Being cool is all about flexibility and wearing white sunglasses. With this product here, you get the best of both worlds.
Perhaps you’ve noticed (or maybe you haven’t) but oversized sunglasses are today’s trend. Why that’s true is anyone’s guess. Maybe people are less confident these days in their appearance and want to cover up as much as humanly possible. On the other hand, we have a more optimistic suggestion.
Oversized glasses look cool. That’s as simple as it gets. Anyone who suggests otherwise is lying completely. Those people want to wear oversized sunglasses but don’t have the guts. It’s people like these that slow society down.
They don’t want to help the world progress because they are stuck with their stale beliefs. They don’t like change. Well, sorry to break it to you but change is going to happen.
Besides just looking cool, oversized frames actually are healthy. They offer greater protection from the sun. Furthermore, these specific lenses have maximum UV 400 protection. So yes, oversized sunglasses may actually save your life some day. They even come in an assortment of colors by come on, we all know you’re going for the white. If you’re not, then you’re reading the wrong list.
Since we’re on the trend of oversized sunglasses, let’s keep the conversation going. If you will turn your attention to this next pair of sunglasses? First of all, is it right to call it a pair? It’s just one item after all. It’s not like a pair of socks or pair of shoes. Although, there are two lenses, so maybe that’s where they get the “pair” part from. Sorry for the little detour there, let’s continue on.
These oversized, square women’s sunglasses have a thing called “Xtreme UV.” Besides being spelled incorrectly, Xtreme UV has a purpose. They’re created to stand out and compete with the high-quality sunglasses you see in the $20-$50 price range. However, as you can see, these are only $11.99.
“How is that possible?” you might ask. Well, to be honest, it’s probably made overseas where labor is cheap but that’s beside the point. All you have to focus on is that these glasses are of high quality and compete with some of the best.
On top of that, they offer extreme (sorry, Xtreme) protection from harmful radiation. Even more eye protection than medical experts says you need. As the old saying goes though, it’s better to be safe than sorry.
What do you get when you combine Snow White, sunglasses and cats? Think about this long and hard for a second. It might seem like a trick question but it isn’t. You get these sunglasses. They’re white, they’re classy and best of all, they make you look like a cat.
Who doesn’t want to look like a cat? The answer is no one. Even if you don’t like cats, looking like a cat is cool. They made a whole Broadway play out of looking like cats and its one of the most successful plays in history. You can reach that level of fame. You can be a cat and an attractive one at that.
All it takes is a little confidence and $9.00. With those two things, you can get these cat eye sunglasses with a composite frame, composite lens, and a total satisfaction guarantee. Really, SWG EYEWEAR promises 100% satisfaction or your money back.
So if you don’t think the glasses look “cat-y” enough or maybe you don’t think white goes well with your all-orange wardrobe, then you can send them back and get that hard earned $9.00 returned safely to your bank account. It’s a beautiful world we live in, isn’t it?
We’re still on the oversized sunglasses. It’s not going away anytime soon so if they bother you that much, please stop reading. Furthermore, if something like sunglasses even bothers you in the first place, you need to take a chill pill (or four). Take some advice from our good friend the sloth. They are chill animals. Be like them. Relax. Eat eucalyptus.
Again, sorry for the detour. We’re about to get scientific with these next glasses. For those that don’t’ know, JOOPIN takes their sunglasses seriously. Too seriously perhaps. Regardless, it’s hard to argue that they don’t consistently adhere to leading design concepts and creative style. They follow the world fashion while providing you with an “out of this world” price.
They have that design, that texture, that taste, that flavor, that elegance and that noble temperament. What are we talking about again? Caviar? Puppies? Art? No, but these glasses are probably better than all of those things combined. This is a biased review by the way.
JOOPIN takes their products seriously. How seriously you ask? Are nine layers of polarized lenses serious enough for you? You really want to know the nine layers, don’t you? Alright, here they are:
- Water and Oil Resistant Layer
- Scratch Resistant Layer
- Radio Resistant Layer
- Dual Anti-reflection layer
- Reflection Reduce Coating Layer
- Durable Layer
- HD Layer
- Anti-reflection Coating Layer
- Water and Oil Resistant Layer
There you have it. Nine layers of pure, raw, indescribable beauty. This list isn’t about winners and losers, but it looks like we might have a winner right here. Don’t go away though, we still have more ground to cover.
Ok, we’re finally done with the oversized sunglasses. Now, we are moving to a certain type of sunglasses that we rarely ever talk about. Sports sunglasses are a necessity. We need them to look good and work well while we’re out in nature, exercising.
The good people over at Amazon say these are some of the best sports, sunglasses available. They have a large variety of features like TAC polarized lenses. These have seven, diverse layers of protection. Sure, it’s not nine but seven is pretty good. Furthermore, they have a lifetime breakage warranty.
When you’re out there getting crazy with exercising, things tend to break. Whether it’s your sunglasses, your bones or your soul, something will break. Unfortunately, there is no lifetime warranty on your bones or your soul, so you have to take what you can get here. They’re white, they’re tough and they might even help you look good while working out.
Let’s talk about love for a second. Love hurts and then it burns. Then it hurts again before going back to burning. Waiting a minute, that does not love at all, that’s just the sun drying our your precious eyeballs. You better put on these heart-shaped sunglasses.
Not only do they help protect your eyeballs from that harmful sun, but they help you express emotion. some people are simply emotionally challenged. They hide their feelings deep inside the crevices of their soul. They want to let the world know they love everything but they are just not able. If you’re one of these people, then wear these sunglasses.
You don’t even have to say a word. By simply wearing these glasses, everyone will understand you love them. Even if that’s not your intention, they will understand. Love is a four letter word but with these sunglasses, it’s a zero letter word. It’s silence. Just use this new power wisely. Love is a strong force. In the wrong hands, it is deadly.
These are the last sunglasses on this list. You’re probably expecting it all to end in some grandiose fashion but that’s not the case. It’s going to be a lackluster ending. Sorry, but not everything needs a grand finale.
That’s life for you but we are not here to talk about life. We’re here to talk about sunglasses. White sunglasses. These particular sunglasses are not cheap. They’re $75. Is it worth it though? Let’s see what the folks at VonZipper Elmore have to say.
VonZipper Elmore Polar sunglasses are, well, polarized. They have a nylon grilled frame and stainless steel optical hinges. The lenses consist of a base 6 spherical impact resistant polycarbonate material. To round it all off, these are imported from Italy where they are handmade.
If you can’t tell by that description, these are high-quality sunglasses. They won’t break easily on you and won’t scratch like your $10 sunglasses. So perhaps the $75 is actually worth it. Perhaps we did end this list in a grandiose fashion after all.
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